skid biscuits

1. Small turds left in boxers or underwear due to improper wiping.

2. Full on shitting oneself due to fear or shock

1. Tyrek mamma say she tired of washing the skid biscuits out of his drawers.

2. When we was watching Chuckie the other night I got so skeered I made skid biscuits in my underwear.

by Turd Dancer April 8, 2010

Disco Biscuits

1. A trance fusion/jamtronica band from Philly known for their unique concerts and rave inspired light shows. They are credited as one of the first bands to mix the traditional jam band sound with electronica along with Lake Trout and The New Deal. They can often be found playing let night sets at jam and electronic festivals.

2. Slang term in the 1970's for Qualuudes, NOT MDMA/ECSTASY

1. Did you see The Disco Biscuits at Rothbury last year? It was crucial!

2. She took so many Disco Biscuits she could barely walk

by BiscoFever May 6, 2011

gravedigger's biscuits

British expression for six-thirty in the evening (6:30 p.m.), which is the time when football (soccer) matches traditionally start.

I'll see you at precisely six-thirty, or as the English call it, gravedigger's biscuits.

by Johnny Panic February 28, 2011

dracula biscuits

Big breasts on a goth woman/girl.

"Hey, check out the Dracula biscuits on THAT one!"

by Reverend Five May 8, 2005

Potty Biscuits

Likely, poop. Also, a dear friend on the playground. Or your own mother a split second before getting yelled at.

Will: Come here Potty Biscuits!

Adam: Don't call me that, ya meat!

by wolf2coconut October 30, 2011

squashed fly biscuits

another name for fruit shortcake biscuits, a biscuit containing fruit and sugar. the fruit has the appearance of squashed flies when baked into the biscuit, hence the name.

henery: would you like a biscuit?

charlie: yes please

henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?

charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.

by henery777 June 10, 2009

Captain Salty Tea-biscuits

"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.

Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?

by J to the V to the L August 29, 2012