bellend

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

by Me December 15, 2003

belen guy

Better than Columbus guys any day.

1. Smart

2. Funny

3. Respectful

Columbus guys are trash next to Belen guys

Belen guys are superior to Columbus guys.

by Litfku January 5, 2017

Bellendroduction

When you introduce her for the first time to your raging and engorged penis bellend.

She unzipped my fly and wha la! The perfect bellendroduction for Rachel. She took it in and slobbed the knob.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Bellend Flogger

Another name for a male that wanks a lot. A chronic masturbator.

You are such a bellend flogger. Why don’t you get a job and stop watching porn all day? Give your hand a break before you get carpal tunnel.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

bellend

1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset

"Lewis, you are a complete bellend. And your mum."

by minty moggy May 15, 2003

Belsey

A crazy ass document or peice of work product

That's a crazy ass Belsey paragraph

by Crismon June 16, 2003

Beleno

(noun) A term used for a large penis.

(verb) The act of being slapped in the face with a big penis, sometimes in a gay fashion.

He acted like an asshole, so I beleno'd him good.

by Professor Awesomer February 12, 2009