mr. belvediered

(verb) for a man to sit on his testicles and/or scrotum

aaaah! i just mr. belvediered myself

by bluntbillie December 13, 2009

Mr. Belvedere

It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.

Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.

by amikke01 December 9, 2008

beved up

Quenching ones thirst with the lads typically from your local market meal deal to help proceed in the activities to follow.

Neil felt a sensation of thirst before whacking one out so Martin suggested to get Beved Up.

by SandwichOfJustice January 18, 2017

beened

Drugging a girl that is out of your league so you can stick ur "little Beene " inside her

Man ... Did you see Charlie??!! He got Beened last night.

by Madmartigan69 February 7, 2017

beebed

Being caught in the line of fire by someone either on a roid-rage or a self-indulged hormonal rampage. This may be in the form of verbal abuse, neglect, or sexual assault.

"Things were going so well with me and Beebs until I bought this dog - then he flipped out and wrote me off. I sure got Beebed"

"Ruff, Ruff, arf! Asshole!"

"So I went to gym class today and this short topheavy kid got all pissed off at me because I sat on his powerbar. I sure got Beebed."

by KneeMaster May 27, 2006

beefed

To loudly and quite annoyingly pronounce the word beef extremely elongated.

hey man i forgot to tell you last night "beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef"

you just got beefed

by gobluemich February 2, 2012

rude beeve

if a girl is fat, smelly, ugly ect.... she is known as rude beeve

"hey man - did u see that fat, smelly ugly bitch who served us at the store?"

"yeh man, she was rude beeve"

by Calabrese Boy October 27, 2005