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Bauering

When a bird utilizes an erect human penis for a pearch.
My parrot's favorite activity is showering with me, and bauering during shower time specifically.
by #SquatLife June 19, 2019
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Bauer johns

just a random dude aspiring to be one of the greats. he's pretty hot too.
Dude 1: man you acting like a Bauer johns up in here.
Dude 2: oh I guess I am.
by urmomscodsquad May 12, 2020
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Pulling a Bauer

To Pull a Bauer:

The act of trying to one up somebody or interfere with the task they are trying to accomplish.
Yo man! Why you gotta go all Bauer on me broseph!

If you are on the green trying to putt and somebody does the Macarena with their shadow in your line they are pulling a Bauer.
by Joanie Loves Your Mom May 15, 2013
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Treyven Ray Bauer

Something you call someone when they’re a big fucking pussy.
Kaelun you’re acting like Treyven Ray Bauer. Grow up you fucking pussy.
by mWilliam Jones September 4, 2022
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Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer is SOL... no, not shit outta luck. Sex On Legs. ;)
Jack Bauer is sex on legs... and Kiefer isn't bad either!
by duckhunter24 August 16, 2004
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Mrs Bauer

Fuck mrs Bauer she gay
by Me adamak October 18, 2019
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j-baued

came from jack bauer, the main character on the hit show 24. a common, slang term used to describe when someone is drunk/intoxicated. no one is too sure how this term came about.
i'm so j-baued right now i can hardly stand!
by mcguffles September 1, 2008
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