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asstastic

It just means awesome. Because asses are awesome. Similar to words "sick" or "wicked". And VERY similar to the expression "that's tits".
The lighting in the new Call of Duty is asstastic
by dooderonomy November 19, 2013
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butt deodorant coming in a triangle roll on tube especially for your butt to prevent swamp ass from sticking around. one application a day takes the swamp ass away
aint no body dope as me im just so asstastic and swamp ass free
by Ana.L November 13, 2014
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Sasstastical

Having sassily incomprehensible levels of sassy sasstastical sass overloads; usually considered too fantastically sassy for any white person to achieve.

Noun: Sasstastile
Verb: Sasstastically
Adjective: Sasstastical
Synonyms: Sassy, sass
Antonyms: 12vie, white girl, old people
Me: Mum stop trying to be funny! you can never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
By-passer: I can't even handle how sasstastical you are!
by smeheh January 15, 2015
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Damn Shaniqua Asstastic!
by HollyHaze September 1, 2016
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Asstastic

When a girl's ass is the most defining feature, often times all other features being ugly. It is generally the same idea as being a butter face, except for the ass,
Man, Sadie isn't too hot, but she sure is asstastic.
by Hyderabod June 4, 2016
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where you are hungover, but still having a great day
I'm feeling pretty asstastic!!
by cash.max October 20, 2017
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Bro, after losing my keys and catching my girl banging boss, this day couldn't be anymore asstastic.
by Justinsidemyhead June 11, 2018
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