bartard

a retard who is always at the bar

That guy is always 17 beers deep. He is a bartard.

by bartardbabe April 30, 2021

Bobtarded

When a BOB (anyone one with a first name starting with B who is black out drunk)Ends up doing things beyond his control that lands him knocked out , homeless or incarcerated.

Wood : Did you see ole boy get carted of to jail being a stupid BOB. Chelle: that wasn't a stupid BOB that was straight up BOBTARDED

by ACharlesFrankProduction June 29, 2022

biktarded

piss drunk, shit cocked, or any form of inebriation beyond a point of no return

Paul: "I got so biktarded last night I fell asleep on a bench and yacked on my khakis"

Zach: " Yeah bro you went full biktard... never go full biktard"

by beefybojangles July 22, 2022

Bartard

A simple man with a simple foot fetish.

I once went to a shoe store and found a wild Bartard.

by StinkyPopcorn September 13, 2022

Blastarded

Absolutely gone. High, drunk or a combination of the two. Slurring words and unable to form sentences or even walk properly.

Damn, man. I got booted from the bar last night. I was so blastarded I couldn’t even walk up the hill to my house. I just sat on the sidewalk in shame.

by BillyBobSextyNine January 20, 2023

batetarded

Similar to “gooning” when you’ve jacked off for such a long session (hours) that you have no sense of place, time…or anything else.

Bro…that dude just spent hundreds of dollars on porn sites and spent hours on his meat…dude is totally batetarded

by BigBob400 September 30, 2023

Beytarded

(Pronounced b-tarded ): something that is, you guessed it, beyond retarded

Coming home from work and not taking a shower right away is beytarded.

by Sexydimma2 November 16, 2024