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Beanbag Ballsack

A pair of testicles of such high testicular mass that it is made possible for the owner to sit down on them like a beanbag. This may be used figuratively to describe someone that is particularly daring or risk-taking, i.e. someone with balls of steel.
"Hey Mike, there are 5 of us, but only 4 chairs! What are we to do?"

"Worry not - Patrick has a Beanbag Ballsack, which he can use to sit on. There's even room for two!"
by russbag August 5, 2005
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Devil's Ballsack

So, its July 4, or whatever. Instead of having a nice, choreographed fireworks display, you take all of the fireworks and throw them into a raging bonfire all at once, and start running. This is the Devil's Ballsack.
Running through the forest dodging flaming balls, explosions, jets of fire, etc., it would be appropriate to yell "Devil's Ballsack! Fuck Yeah!" to similarly running friends.
by ImOnABoat April 7, 2014
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ballacked

With reference to the prowess of the German international soccer star Michael Ballack; can be used to describe an event similar to his power and technique. Reknowned for scoring unstoppable goals and making crunching tackles in the game, describing something as "ballacked" can mean an event was executed precisely, or destroyed beyond repair.
My mate crashed his car yesterday, it was completely "ballacked"
by Matt Janes August 6, 2006
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Hotter than Satan's ballsack

This is most hot. This condition occurs only when humidity is almost non existent and temperatures reach that of 120 to 130 degrees Fahrenheit. Wearing body armor and gas masks seem unbearable. Small, dark colored pets die seemingly without warning. A great time to make beef jerky out doors.
Hotter than Satan's Ballsack

Yo dog, it be hotter than Satan's ballsack up in this bitch!
by s2vet June 23, 2010
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holy ballsack

a phrase that you should use when you are suprised or excited.
holy ballsack i just crapped my pants!!!
by ballsack inc. July 20, 2011
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ballsnackums

Ballsnackums: (Latin Origin) Delicious snacks that are comprised of crackers, usually of the oyster variety, marinated in warm, juicy ball sac water. These yummy munchies are then dried and lightly salted. These are typically eaten by young men, usually homosexuals or women that are always hungry for cock.
(Adam): Hey Willa what you eating over there, it smells amazing?
(Willa): Hey man, just some ballsnackums, they're the most popular new snack out!
(Adam): *eats ballsnackums with wry smile on mouth like he just took a huge load on the face* OMG these are y-u-m YUM!

(Willa): I knew you'd love them, they have that great ball juice taste!
(Adam): Thanks, take it easy Willa!
by xonancygracexo October 17, 2010
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ballsack

The male body part also known as a scrotum. It contains two of the most important body parts that any man in this world would never want to lose. If you get hit in the ballsack you may hear someone say one of any theses three things.
1. Shit my balls
2. oww my balls
3. MY BALLS
NOTE: Never say ballsack when being hit in tha ballsack. It's just not right
Hey babe, wanna c my ballsack
by Mic August 5, 2004
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