Douche Badge 

A material possession or human being that is coveted by a douche bag; especially blue jeans with ass-pocket embroidery.

Anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.

"He is an army of one fighting a war with himself and all he has to show for it is that douche badge"

Douche Badge by Glubglubber April 21, 2010

fat badge 

A stain on your clothing, especially a shirt, resulting from the sloppy eating of greasy food. Any greasy stain on clothing.

1. After winning the corn-dog eating contest, Carl wore his fat badge with pride, knowing that no detergent known to man would ever remove it.

2. Ah, I guess I'll throw this shirt out... I don't want anyone to see my fat badge.

fat badge by Lustrasilk September 10, 2006

vag badge 

A tramp stamp located on the front of a female's body in the lower stomach or groin area above the vagina, hence the name.

She dropped her pants and we all saw her vag badge.

vag badge by gwarg May 23, 2014

Noddy Badge

Related to the Enid Blyton Noddy books and the TV show.

Used to denote that somebody has gloated about an achievement which was in fact really minimal or that even a child could do.

"I beat my 8 year old cousin at chess".
"Well done, Mike. You're only 20 years older than her. You deserve a Noddy Badge".

Noddy Badge by Boeremuisie January 12, 2015

red badge of courage

when a man has vaginal sex with a woman who is being visited by her monthly freind aka on the rag and after intercorse the man pulls out his bloody penis and whips the woman with it leaving a red mark this may be a very brave thing to do if she dosent have a sense of humor.

last night I nailed my girl but she was ragging and I didnt know at first but when i was finnished I pulled out blood drenched cock and gave her a red badge of courage

red badge of courage by [e-mail] January 23, 2008

Freaky Badge 

This is a rank or a status awarded to a guy or girl that has had anal sex for the first time.

Guy 1: Man, Steve finally got his freaky badge yesterday.
Guy 2: Yeah, his girlfriend totally let him fuck her in the ass.

Guy 1: How was anal sex for the first time?
Guy 2: It was nasty, but at least now I have the freaky badge.

Freaky Badge by Hyperelg June 23, 2009

dump badge

There are a confluence of factors required to achieve the dump badge:
1. A person works in an office where employees must wear photo IDs.
2. The person wears the badge clipped to his belt.
3. Typically, this involves a male, because women rarely wear badges on their belts.
4. You must have a restroom that is shared among multiple employees.
5. The person wears the badge on the side of his pants which faces out when sitting in the stall.

Ok, if all of the elements are in place, this is what happens: worker A goes into the stall for a bowel movement. What he doesn't realize is that when he dropped his pants, his badge is visible underneath the stall door and everyone who comes in can see the identity of the one in the bathroom. This becomes particularly troublesome if any noteworthy events happen in the restroom (like those involving odors or messes left behind).

1: Hey, Bruce, have you seen Steve?
2: Give him a minute, I just saw his dump badge in the bathroom.

dump badge by Golden-Rod February 19, 2008