2 definitions by Lustrasilk

fat badge

A stain on your clothing, especially a shirt, resulting from the sloppy eating of greasy food. Any greasy stain on clothing.

1. After winning the corn-dog eating contest, Carl wore his fat badge with pride, knowing that no detergent known to man would ever remove it.

2. Ah, I guess I'll throw this shirt out... I don't want anyone to see my fat badge.

by Lustrasilk September 10, 2006

honey banjo

One of those dental floss pics strung with twine, used to remove the crap from yo grill.

Hey, are we out of those honey banjoes? I've got a major case of spice rack.

by Lustrasilk September 10, 2006