lol attack

When somebody uses the word lol three or more times in one message.
Very dangerous be sure to block who ever does this to you. Bad things happen to good people.

Marianna001: lol yesterdaii i went to the mall lol and i saw this homeless guy lol it was hilarious rotfl!!!!!1

Normal guy: OMG!!!!1 lol attack im blocking ur ass!!!!

by PatrickBodom December 14, 2008

poop attack

A sudden overwhelming painful need to poop immediately.
Often unexpected, but never neglected urge to evacuate.

I was riding the bus when I had a poop attack.
I said hey fool stop the bus I'm having a poop attack.
I got out and ran to the taco bell, but nobody noticed 'cause everything in there smells like shit anyway
:)

by the man with the horrible smel June 29, 2009

attack of the brones

Used to describe an inordinate amount of bros in a social situation. Derived from a comibation of the film "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones" and the word "bro."

Man, that party last night was like attack of the brones; the stench of hair gel was overpowering.

by chaz frantz December 28, 2007

Axema attack

When you feel as if you can't breath due to someone putting on an excessive amount of axe.

Kelly to Jenny: John had so much axe on today I almost had an axema attack.

by Got axema March 21, 2011

Fat Attack

When you eat something too fast and have a fat attack.

He ate the whole bucket of chicken he was having a fat attack. WooOOOO woOooOOo!!

by FatAttacker November 22, 2016

random catfish attack

When a catfish or other cat-like fish jumps out of the water and mauls your face repeatedly

Tim: "Holy crap Jim! You just got random catfish attacked!"

by nolrik November 13, 2011

lizard attack

The rapid flicking or lashing of the tongue, occasionally stabbing. Ususally done to an orifice of any sort.

My buddy was bragging about getting a lizard attack on his donut.

by Chirs1234567890 April 11, 2008