A person who does not believe in the existence of a higher power(A.K.A. God/Gods).
They DO NOT burn up when they walk into a church, or avert their eyes when going by one.
Most of them are just tired of watching religion being shoved so far down peoples throats, that they (insert cliche religion joke here).
They DO NOT burn up when they walk into a church, or avert their eyes when going by one.
Most of them are just tired of watching religion being shoved so far down peoples throats, that they (insert cliche religion joke here).
Facebook-Repost if you love God. Scroll if you love Satan.
Me (atheist)-I just want to go through a few facebook posts without seeing a dumb religion post. Looks like its delete some bitches time.
Me (atheist)-I just want to go through a few facebook posts without seeing a dumb religion post. Looks like its delete some bitches time.
by HardColdTruthBiotch March 20, 2014
An atheist is a Christian who can think.
Q. Why did God punish Adam and Eve for eating from the evil tree of doom? Since God knows all, he knew they would eat from it when he gave them free will and told them not to. Yet he still punished all of humanity for eating an apple. That's like a parent telling their kid to stay out until eleven, kid stays out till eleven and gets yelled at. (They already knew he would, but they punished him anyway) Now, this doesn't seem so "all loving", so I was wondering if you (a Christian) could clear this up.
A. ...GOD'S PLAN
A. ...GOD'S PLAN
by renato June 06, 2005
Atheist's can think for themselves. They don't need some magical skydaddy to answer their prayers, and they certainly don't read fairytales like The Bible
by i can think for myself January 03, 2010
someone who lacks belief in god. some say that science has proven that god does not exist (which is sort of bullshit) and go out of their way to prove it, while others live in tolerance with religious people.
atheist 1: science has PROVEN that god does not exist
christian: really? how?
atheist 1: due to the theory of evolution, i know he isn't there.
christian: well, evolution has more holes in it than a dutch dam made of swiss cheese. and even if evolution is plausible, it still does not mean that there is no divine being.
atheist 1: uh...well...it's on the backs of crystals!!!!
atheist 2: bro...just shut up you intolerant fuck
god does not believe in atheists
christian: really? how?
atheist 1: due to the theory of evolution, i know he isn't there.
christian: well, evolution has more holes in it than a dutch dam made of swiss cheese. and even if evolution is plausible, it still does not mean that there is no divine being.
atheist 1: uh...well...it's on the backs of crystals!!!!
atheist 2: bro...just shut up you intolerant fuck
god does not believe in atheists
by rainbows and unicorns December 17, 2009
1) a person who does not believe in the existence of god(s)
2)high school student that believes the lack off faith in a deity grants them the right to behave like a complete asshole that gets easily offended if someone of authority says something like "God help us."
2)high school student that believes the lack off faith in a deity grants them the right to behave like a complete asshole that gets easily offended if someone of authority says something like "God help us."
1) atheist: *sneeze*
man: God bless you
atheist: I'm an atheist, i don't believe in God
man: Then, gesundheit
2) Teacher: Only God himself can help this class's grades
atheist: Don't say God, some people might not believe in God
Teacher: If you want people to respect your beliefs you have to respect theirs, and I believe in God so please do not insult my faith and I won't insult yours... or lack there of.
man: God bless you
atheist: I'm an atheist, i don't believe in God
man: Then, gesundheit
2) Teacher: Only God himself can help this class's grades
atheist: Don't say God, some people might not believe in God
Teacher: If you want people to respect your beliefs you have to respect theirs, and I believe in God so please do not insult my faith and I won't insult yours... or lack there of.
by kayanker November 02, 2010
A person who can produce a definition of the word "atheist" without stuffing it full of unsupported supernaturalist propaganda.
An atheist disbelieves in a supernatural entity for which there is neither evidence nor any rationality.
by realthog June 08, 2010
Intelligent person who realizes that the idea of God is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. Furthermore, the Bible is full of paradoxes: If God is all-powerful, can he create a rock he can't lift? Also, the Bible states that the worlds is 6,000 years old. However, it's actually millions of years old. So how does that work out?
Then there's the fact that God let 9/11 happen. And the Holocaust. And a bunch of other horrible things that never should have happened. You say that God works in mysterious ways? I say that's a pretty poor excuse, and that whatever positive effects 9/11 had, I'm sure God; being "all-powerful" (although we've already established that that's impossible) should be able to think of another way to get the effects to happen without killing 3,000 people. So God either doesn't exist, or is a huge douchebag. By the way, if he DOES exist, why the hell hasn't he blasted me to smithereens for calling him a douchebag like I just did? Also, why'd he create atheists? Because he works in mysterious ways? Nope, we've already debunked that. (Continued in Example)
Then there's the fact that God let 9/11 happen. And the Holocaust. And a bunch of other horrible things that never should have happened. You say that God works in mysterious ways? I say that's a pretty poor excuse, and that whatever positive effects 9/11 had, I'm sure God; being "all-powerful" (although we've already established that that's impossible) should be able to think of another way to get the effects to happen without killing 3,000 people. So God either doesn't exist, or is a huge douchebag. By the way, if he DOES exist, why the hell hasn't he blasted me to smithereens for calling him a douchebag like I just did? Also, why'd he create atheists? Because he works in mysterious ways? Nope, we've already debunked that. (Continued in Example)
Also, if God created all life at the beginning of Creation...why do fossils for certain creatures date back longer than others? And where's the concrete evidence that anything in the Bible ever happened? Also, it's impossible to walk on water. Or turn water into wine. Plus you can't come back from the dead. Snakes don't talk. Never have. A virgin can't get pregnant, nobody is immortal, and waters can't be parted. Last but not least, ever notice how similar the stories and powers of God are to Greek mythology? Or Roman? Plus Egyptian, Mayan, Aztec, Native American...you get the point. Anyways, that's an atheist.
by sg9461 February 07, 2011