Assport

A free pass to buttfuck someone.

My girlfriend gave me an assport last night.

by Sigia Zodiark August 2, 2011

asspony

A ficitonal animal that some Nesties ride in on to ruin other boards' day.

We can see that the Asspony Brigade from ML has rode in to ruin another boards' day.

by NestieinMO September 27, 2007

asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb September 21, 2008

asspoundee

The 'reciever' in a male homosexual encounter. As opposed to the 'giver' or asspounder
Usually a weak little bitch of a person.
The asspoundee is easily spotted as exhibiting highly feminine characteristics, walks with a slight limp and fornicates with other men.

Druv: "Hey everybody! Look at my new Abercrombie and Fitch shiny blue pants!"
Hans: "Wooo... how gay ist dat?! "
Herr Kaufmann: "Come here droov!! "
Claus: "Yea droov.... fukin asspoundee!"

by sid "pwned!!" jogu December 12, 2006

asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets , and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb May 15, 2007

aspoderm

An unidentified substance, likely biological, found on surfaces in public and semi-public places.

I got to my hotel room and there was aspoderm all over the bedspread.

by Dr. Perkins December 14, 2012

asspocalypse

When the ass is to strong.

Dude I saw asspocalypse video last night.

by BraveheartWasFilmedIn3Weeks August 25, 2016