Double Armageddon

1. Two simultaneous end of the world scenarios.

2. An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Zombies AND Asteroids? It's double armageddon!

Not even Bruce Willis can stop double armageddon.

by kris takahashi December 23, 2008

Armaad

A person who always gets girls and roast people

I am such a armaad and you are such a loner

by OG Little Pretty Thug November 7, 2016

armaud

Armaud will be one of the goofiest and loyal people you will ever meet. Although he is goofy, he can be serious . He is honest, patient, caring, nerdy, dorky and for the most part, really tall with some crazy hair. Armaud is usually athletic and very strong, both mentally and physically . He Sees the positive in everything . He longs for love . When he is with the boys he is loud and rowdy but when he finds the one, he is passionate and patient. He seems to be insecure at times... but has no reason to be . If you are lucky enough to be blessed with an Armaud you will be treated as a queen . He is a very good encourager, especially in times of hurt. All of that aside, you cannot help but love the big teddy bear. People like him are hard to come by. You are truly lucky if you come across an Armaud.

Ex. Armaud is absolutely amazing.
Ex. I love you Armaud.

by Mommak21 May 1, 2018

armando and maya

Armando is a handsome guy, more like a gentlemen to be precise and Maya is a beautiful girl who will be a very loyal and funny girl in a relationship, but when Armando and a Maya get together this will be one of the greatest couples known, they will RARELY argue and will most likely last forever. Once you meet this couple make sure to never let them go.

Guy 1: Hey did you see those people over there? They looked very happy together. Who are they?

Guy 2: OH that’s Armando and Maya!

by Roman The Verman 42069 November 19, 2019

Armadillo socks

You and your significant other roll around in circles in the room with your dick in her ass, while wearing socks

As The couple slowly Armadillo socks around their room they hear a knock at the door.

by Sir mannie thy trill May 8, 2021

financial armageddon

The END! PANIC! FEAR! RUN! SCREAM! when the stock markets collapse, money loss, business breaks, suicide levels go up, a lot of businessmen jumping off tall skyscrapers,FAT CATS get killed by the dogs. Wall street in 1929 but 1000x worse. expect riots, poverty & war. It's the end of the world!! (Financial) REPENT YOUR CREDIT BILLS!!!

CNN : The finanical world has reached financial Armageddon... RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!

Poor man outside TV store : oww that used to be my job till this morning. :'(

Barack Obama : Yes! now i can steal money from the federal reserve & claim it was money lost in financial armageddon. :)

David Cameron : fuck sake! my first day after becoming in power after the election & this happens :(

Random Guy on Empire State Building : Forget that 2012 bollocks.. ITS THE END OF THE WORLD NOW MY FRIENDS!!!! REPENT!!!! *Jumps off*

Kim Jong-Il : POWER HAS CAME TO THE GLORIOUS NATION OF NORTH KOREA! THE WESTERN PIGS WILL BEG FOR NORTH KOREA GREATNESS! WE ARE VICTORIOUS! FINANCIAL ARMAEGEDDON CAME EARLY!

Aliens from space : bollocks! i wanted to invade this pity planet & there in financial armegaddon now, whats the point :(

Random guy : whats all the fuss about? :S

Hamsters : i knew this was coming. afterwards we shall rule the world! HAHAHA

by hegstar1 November 25, 2009

Straight armed

To be cut off before you can tell someone you like them

Guy 1- “Yeah I got Straight armed today.”
Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”

by raptorjack180 August 29, 2020