Antiques Roadshow

PBS program in which expert appraisers uncover the stories and reveal the true value of objects brought in by amateur collectors.

I cant believe how much that old piece of junk on Antiques Roadshow was worth.

by Mister Dangles September 12, 2005

Antisimp

A man so chadly and resistant to thots/egirls that he ascends beyond just being a normal male. Many believe he was sent by god unto this world to purge it of simps, beta males, orbiters, and male feminists.

Inside a game:

Simp: Can I get your discord my queen

Egirl: No I have a boyfriend you orbiter
Simp: *Insults her and goes away*

Later in the same game:

Egirl: Hey Anon, I lied to him about having a boyfriend, can you give me your discord?

Antisimp: You thot. I can’t do my homie like that. Gtfo you egirl no one cares about your discord except for orbiters.

by yippeekiyaymotherfucker January 23, 2021

Antiguan Bowflex

Initially, each partner must perform a brief low-intensity workout, in order to get the blood flowing and prepare their bodies for the deviant sex acts to follow. Furthermore, due to the endorphin release from exercise, the participants will be mentally prepared and aroused, enabling a more successful, passionate experience. Next, the receiving partner must sit or lie on the ground, with their head in a reclined position, representing the "weight bench" element of a real Bowflex exercise device. Upon moving, the giver must be seated so his testicles rest in the receiver's mouth, making sure the jaw is spread enough to facilitate deep-throating of the shaft and balls. Then, the receiver must extend and flex their arms out in a chicken wing manner, creating the actual Antiguan Bowflex. Now, the partners can get to the heart of the position. Squatting up and down, the giver dips his entire package into the mouth of the receiver, in a "facefucking" manner. While this requires an experienced fellater, the orgasmic potential of such technique is boundless. An additional benefit of the position is that the flexing inherent in the dipping procedure can postpone climax and enable a better experience for both partners. Furthermore, participants with enough balance and dexterity can offer the receiver a reacharound, ensuring an enjoyable event for all.  Aside from the sexual benefits, this move also offers exercise and flexibility enhancements, making it truly versatile and valuable.

I needed to spice up my sex life, so I hired a cheap hooker and tried out the Antiguan Bowflex.

I was warned not to confuse the Antiguan Bowflex with other, more dangerous Latin-America-themed. sexual maneuvers, such as the Panamanian Root Canal, the Chilean Piledriver, or the Costa Rican Egg-Beater.

by Garth "Gravy Cannon" Horowitz November 24, 2010

Antiques Road-ho

One who is abnormally drawn to and cannot resist watching the television program, Antiques Roadshow. The spectator may be male or female and may be addicted to the American and/or British versions.

After a four-hour marathon, Jim finally had to face facts; he was an Antiques Road-ho.

by Flex Buffchest November 24, 2009

Antiscalants

Antiscalants; Antiscalant Treatment Chemicals - Accepta's extensive range of advanced technology antiscalants and antiscalant water treatment chemicals have been developed to manage the problems associated with hard water, specifically hardness salts and the formation of scale across a wide range of commercial, industrial and process environments.

The effects of antiscalants on mitigating the potential for membrane scaling by calcite and gypsum,
respectively, were investigated during the direct contact membrane distillation process (DCMD) implemented
with porous hydrophobic polypropylene (PP) hollow fibers having a porous fluorosilicone coating
on the fiber outside surface.

by aghaemad December 29, 2011

going antiquing

When having sex with someone over the age of 65

I met this lady at bingo. If this go well, I'll totally be going antiquing tonight.

by KtK March 29, 2015

Antique Wood

an errection of a man over the age of sixty-five.

"That old fuck has a mad case of antique wood"

by The swagenator April 18, 2008