amish twizzler

Menstrual clots left in one's beard after performing cunnilingus in the dark and/or during power outages. Generally discovered dried and twisted in the morning.

AKA: Furry Fruit Roll-Up

Juicinda decided not to mention she was on her rag: ....woke up with my face looking like an amish twizzler tree.

by CharlieMillionz November 18, 2015

force-amished

To cause a person or a population to go without electricity and heat against their will and make them live by candlelight.

LIPA force-amished many of us on Long Island and all we got was this lousy churned butter.

by jsko November 10, 2012

Amish hack

When you stick your finger up someone's butthole to hack into their mainframe

David didn't believe Shane when he said he would Amish hack him, but he kept his butt covered just in case

by Jake DaSandwich September 30, 2020

Amish Handjob

A luxurious smooth hand rub that is marked by butter churning level rubbing.

Erin gave a mean Amish Handjob and I melted in the bed like butter.

by TippyDippy85 June 30, 2020

Amish Flirt

When you have to flirt with someone in real life, because they have no facebook, myspace, twitter, cell phone etc and therefore is like flirting with an Amish person. It can be exceedingly difficult if one is used to flirting through the means of some form of technology.

This guy in my religion class has no Facebook so I have to try to Amish flirt with him in class.

by reddress October 9, 2009

amish bush

an excessively untrimmed bush, which resembles the beards kept by amish males.

"Little Bradley, when are you going to trim your amish bush???"

by Big Fish April 8, 2005

Amish Plow

During sexual intercourse, namely doggy style, the male swipes both arms from underneath the female. Thus causing her face to plow violently against the ground/bed, which in turn, causes a massive rash to appear.

(works well on carpet)

Friend: "Hey Kristine, where did you get that fuckin massive rash on your face?"

Kristine: "Oh, one of the Basketballers was fuckin me from behind on the carpet and he gave me the amish plow..."

Friend: "HAHAHAHA! You dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmb cunt! I told you to quit bein' a groupie slut!"

Kristine: "I know, i know... but it hurt soooo good!"

by Dorr Biscuit November 16, 2006