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Alligator Wrestler

While fucking an annoying bitch doggy style really hard, slide your left arm under her left arm and establish a hard half nelson while running your right arm down past your cock, through her legs, and hooking her right thigh. As soon as she asks "WTF?" thrust your hips foward as hard as possible while forcing her face into the pillows and flattening her out on her stomach collegiate wrestling style. While remaing inside her, roll hard to the right with her. Roll as hard and fast as possible, slamming her face into the sheets as roughly as possible. Continue to roll until you cum or fall off the bed.
"Damn, Ashlee wouldnt shut the fuck up while we were doing it doggy style last night, so i flattened her ass out and gave her an Alligator Wrestler until she shut up!"
by duke nobles March 16, 2008
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Alligator food

When mouthing alligator food, it looks like you're saying 'I love you'.
by Sk8erGirl14 October 7, 2008
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ALLIGATOR SHITFUCK

A sexual position involving a modification of the traditional alligator fuckhouse, considering an adaptation of the close missionary position and rolling down a hill without pulling out or slipping into the wrong oriface
Curls detailing an alligator shitfuck 'A voyage too far, to the ends of the earth, or Mayo', detailing a previous experience of sexual experimentation
by Raysdamanlovr May 14, 2009
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Allura

The most wonderful person you will ever meet! She is kind,pretty,funny,and smart! She is loved by everybody!
Allura is so funny!
by Ka-RazyDogLady October 29, 2016
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alligator tears

line from the Tegan and Sara song "Alligator" off of their record Sainthood.

meaning fake, deceptive tears in order to con someone.
line from the song:

"Sensitive, it's true. Alligator tears cried over you."
by frameworkjace January 2, 2010
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Big Lipped Alligator Moment

When a movie goes from complete sense to complete insanity, that has no relevance of importance to the actual story. It is normally for comic relief, and never metioned after, even though it's a majorly f***ed up event. This was first metioned in the Ferngully video from the Nostalgia Critic/Chick. alligator random
All dogs go to the heaven, the big lipped alligator scene... -.-' (Big Lipped Alligator Moment)
by Bowser Jr. Dude February 4, 2009
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alligator

The big cranky green thing that lurks in the water.
I'm sure going to miss Isaac. He was just killed by that alligator
by Tony Shannon March 21, 2005
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