Rollin a J

Strokin and smokin on Jordan’s cock

Sam always rollin a J . That Jumpman got him up to somethin.

by pmpkn November 27, 2019

smoke a j

Smoking a joint, marijuana

Bro, roll it so we can smoke a j.

by venusx May 4, 2020

W.A.J. acronym

waj - what a joke

W.A.J. acronym - was originally created to describe asshole people who can't back up their bullshit trolling comments online.

by budfoxly2 August 22, 2020

Sneaking a J

When you find someplace to sneakily masturbate

"Aren't you a little too old to be sneaking a j in the john"? -Gintama

by AltSeize April 6, 2021

Take a J.R.

When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years

My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.

by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021

Pulling a "J Mccarthy"

When a women unadds you on snap because your rizz is too immaculate for her brain to comprehend it.

Mans: So um, you tryna like ft tmr night?

Women: ummmmmmm, *thinking*

Women: *doesn't understand so goes for fight or flight and unadds you* (Therefore Pulling a "J Mccarthy")

by Tntboye July 1, 2023

Pulling a J

The act of pretending to be sick while someone else gets forced to do something that you don’t want to do.

Bob didn’t want to get forced for a shift so he is pulling a J.

by anonymous August 15, 2023