Give yourself an uppercut

When you say or do something quite ridiculous a friend should always be on hand to remind you of your mistake. Usually best said when someone has said something ill timed or embarrassing.

a) So mate, what's doing with your sister? Can I root her?

b) Deadset, give yourself an uppercut

by jango fett October 18, 2009

keep yourself safe

It means to not do anything stupid and stay safe. It is definitely not an acronym for kys.

Ben: Get out of the road you asshole!
Dean: How about you keep yourself safe!
Ben: How 'bout you keep yourself safe!

by F__D__T 24/7 December 9, 2017

Watch Yourself

Watch yourself means to be careful about what actions you complete or what you say to prevent getting hurt or in a fight.

You better watch yourselfor you will get hurt.

by nmoore_5021 January 24, 2017

Having yourself on toast

The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.

'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'

'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'

by Dr Toast August 10, 2012

kiss yourself

more family friendly version of 'kys yourself', itself the abbreviation for 'kill yourself' + 'yourself' for comedic effect.

person: *says sth stupid/ annoying"

person 2: "kiss yourself "

by x^7 May 10, 2023

Go Fix Yourself

Doing the messy and sometimes hard work on your emotional and physical health as a new strategy for taking care of yourself.

If you are stressed out and feel like you need a minute from all of the crazy in the world, take a step back, put your big girl pants on, and GO FIX YOURSELF.

by The Drew Barrymore Show November 2, 2020

KYS (keep yourself safe)

Mainly confused the KYS (kill yourself), KYS (keep yourself safe) is something to say to people if they are depressed or suicidal. It'll cheer em'up!

You: "hey you should KYS (keep yourself safe)"
Emo Suicidal: "okay that's it"
You: "no that means keep yourself safe!
Emo Suicidal: "oh okay thanks" peace restored

by Sussymogusballz69420 June 4, 2022