Your Mom

I just happen to have fucked her last night.

I smash your mom

by Danet Toronto October 22, 2019

Your Mom

Probably a nice lady in real life, but used as the butt of jokes for whenever the opportunity comes up, and sometimes when an immature person who doesn't know how to use a "Your Mom" joke just feels like it.

Dad: Who called?
Me: Your mom.

by mister83e February 4, 2015

Your Mom

The hottest bitch alive

Your mom

by giantthings December 5, 2014

Your Mom

An insult or joke to a person.

GUY : What did you do in the weekend Tom?
Tom : I did your mom.

Guy : What's your favorite food?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : I heard you had a sleepover, who was their?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : Jesus Tom, pull it out!
Tom : Ha, that's not what you're mom said last night.

by YourMomIsMineBitch! February 27, 2017

Your Mom

Gay

"Billy, Your mom gay." said Richard. Billy replied with "No u"

by LmaoRawrXd April 20, 2018

Your Mom

She goes to college.

Your mom goes to college!

by ldkick July 6, 2011

Your Mom

The lamest possible come back known to mankind. Generally used by the people who are of lesser intelligence and cannot think of anything else.

Bob: I hate you, Tim.
Tim: Your Mom!!!! (In a high-pitched Squeal)
Bob: I've heard better come backs from a turkey sandwhich.

by My name is Neo. December 19, 2004