eggy woofter

An eggy fart

That fart was an eggy woofter

by Luigi-XXII November 23, 2016

Woof Pussy

a loose pussy

that bitches pussy claps when she walks.

by me October 19, 2003

woofta

Generic british term originating in the 1970s, namely used when referring derogatorily to someone. Calling someone a woofta would suggest that they may be of homosexual preference.

He started hugging, kissing me and shouting like some sort of bloody woofta

by Pins March 12, 2005

woof woof

Woof woof is very similar to grrr as in it means whoever is on the receiving end of it is looking mighty fine. You are also very likely to get laid a lot if people say woof woof to you. It's probably best used towards men however as you dont want the woman to think you mean she is dog which is completely different

You see Johnny Lee Miller, that fit guy out of Shameless or Freddie Ljungberg looking particularly shaggable simply say without the addition of any other words......
Woof woof!
......a deep dirty laugh to follow can add to the impact

by Sue Sutherland January 18, 2005

whoomf

whoomf basically means who but used in an oomf context for when ure being nosy

"I HAVE A NEW ECRUSH"

"whoomf??????"

by cockgobbler28 November 10, 2021

woofdiculous

for those dog lovers out there who are a big fan of the world ridiculous, woofdiculous is the word for you ! its a perfect combonation of woof and ridiculous, and it always feels so nessesary to say in a ridiculous time.

you feel me?

that F i got on the quiz is woofdiculous, i clearly deserved better.

that girls rainbow weave is woofdiculous, way too out of hands.

by lolimfunny14 September 7, 2011

wooftnanny

another word for 'cool' or 'wicked'
can also be used as an insult
or swearword

"Dude, that new shirt's totally wooftnanny"

"Fuck you, wooftnanny."

"Ah wooftnanny, I burnt myself with my straightners this morning!"

by HarheebearetSopheh June 5, 2009