Weeze

The band who changed their name to "Weezer" when Rivers Cuomo replaced Elisha Cuthbert.

Ever since they changed their name to Weezer they are so much better!

by Bee Randon October 27, 2008

weezer

the most amazing band in the entire world! with amazing melodies and lyrics. they're not emo. so all you fags who think it is go to fucking hell!

some kid: weezer is a emo wannabe
me: shut the fuck up and go cry you little emo fag. weezer is not emo, they're not going to be emo, so keep your damn hardcore shit to yourself you winny fag!

by james October 21, 2004

wheeze

to mooch, take advantage of, or enjoy without proper consent

1. one might "wheeze the juice" while drinking slurpee straight from the nozle
2."if you're all edged cuz i'm WHEEZIN off your grindage just chill" = if your upset cuz i'm moochin off of you, relax.

by cibyl June 20, 2003

weezer

i have a shirt that says weezer
i got it from a weezer concert
weezer is cool

go weezer!

by can we do it ? yes we can ! September 13, 2003

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The dungeons and dragons type gamer who constantly is watching you and your girl and ends up in the backgroud of all your pictures, staring at the camera.

"Why is there a Fat Man in a Weezer Shirt in the background of all of our pictures?!?!"

by BuddyHolly July 7, 2005

Weezer

The kicking-assest rock band from the last decade. They're the best ever examples of Billie Joe Armstrong's words of wisdom: "There's nothing wrong with being a loser. It just depends on how good you are at it."
The guys from Weezer are awesome at it. The rest of us losers can only ever hope to be as good at it as they are.

Weezer is rock/alternative music. NOT "emo".

Emo Poser: I LOVE Weezer. They're SO emo, and I like to cut my emo wrists and listen to them.

Me: *Breaks emo poser's nose* Shut up, fag. Weezer are NOT emo. *Makes little quotation marks in the air with fingers when says "emo"*

by CoffeeShopGuitarist January 14, 2007

weezer

an awesome band that people should stop accusing of being emo. one of the funniest things about them is that their ex bassist commited himself because he knew he had problems

weezer is fucking awesome

by someone from augusta middle school May 13, 2005