The word my mother used to describe the vagina when I was a young girl. This led to major confusion when a friend tried to explain her asthma to me.
by Ice Maiden May 17, 2005

by Bee Randon October 27, 2008

A poop with such explosive stench and fragrance that it leaves everyone in its path with asthma. Hence the "Weeze".
Dude, I got to get out of the office to take this Weeze or everyone of my co-workers will left like Jerome Bettis trying to overcome asthma.
by Herr Poopy Pants March 05, 2009

Guy1: Hey! Your mom is walking down the hall way! Spray some Febreze!
Guy2: Sprayyyys
Mom: Why does it always smell like weeze in here!?!?!?!
Guy2: Sprayyyys
Mom: Why does it always smell like weeze in here!?!?!?!
by TheBitch13 March 07, 2011

The act of dismissing or hating on something e.g. a film, song, video game, book, or slang term (usually popular and mainstream) despite not having tried it, having no knowledge on it, or having any prior experience with it whatsoever. usually for the purpose of being a hipster or troll.
Guy: "Hey, wanna go see the new Star Wars?"
Hipster: "UGH, not more Star Wars. I'm sick of that overrated piece of trash"
Guy: "Have you seen any Star Wars movies?"
Hipster: " GOD NO! Like I would waste my time watching that overrated boring cheesy garbage! I am WAY above it."
Guy: "Dude stop Weezing!"
Hipster: "UGH, not more Star Wars. I'm sick of that overrated piece of trash"
Guy: "Have you seen any Star Wars movies?"
Hipster: " GOD NO! Like I would waste my time watching that overrated boring cheesy garbage! I am WAY above it."
Guy: "Dude stop Weezing!"
by JustThatGuyOnUrbanDictionary September 05, 2016

The fictional start of the band Weezer, featured in the music video of Perfect Situation where Elisha Cuthbert is the lead singer. Then when she throws a tantrum on-stage, the timid roadie (Rivers Cuomo, the real lead singer of Weezer) steps up to finish out the song. The band swag salesman changes then the shirts from weeze to weezer by adding an "r" in a thick, black marker when Rivers gets the crowd jumping and shouting.
by atwig February 28, 2009

by Joe January 05, 2004
