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The word my mother used to describe the vagina when I was a young girl. This led to major confusion when a friend tried to explain her asthma to me.
"This puffer helps with my weeze."

"...Why does it need help?"

Thanks, Mum.
by Ice Maiden May 15, 2005
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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The band who changed their name to "Weezer" when Rivers Cuomo replaced Elisha Cuthbert.
Ever since they changed their name to Weezer they are so much better!
by Bee Randon September 13, 2008
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The fictional start of the band Weezer, featured in the music video of Perfect Situation where Elisha Cuthbert is the lead singer. Then when she throws a tantrum on-stage, the timid roadie (Rivers Cuomo, the real lead singer of Weezer) steps up to finish out the song. The band swag salesman changes then the shirts from weeze to weezer by adding an "r" in a thick, black marker when Rivers gets the crowd jumping and shouting.
Dude, I was so pissed when weeze changed their name to weezer. All my shit is wrong now.
by atwig October 23, 2008
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To borrow or use for yourself.
I am going to weeze some money off of clint because he always takes my stuff.
by Rob c October 08, 2003
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A poop with such explosive stench and fragrance that it leaves everyone in its path with asthma. Hence the "Weeze".
Dude, I got to get out of the office to take this Weeze or everyone of my co-workers will left like Jerome Bettis trying to overcome asthma.
by Herr Poopy Pants March 05, 2009
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to borrow without intent of giving back, ussually food
other forms - weezed, weezing, slang word by paulie shore
sorry i weezed all your your food
im currently weezing all your bagel bites
by supersweetkelso April 26, 2008
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