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A sailing robber who's main purpose in life is to fight, and get owned by ninjas. Pirates are cool in their own right, but if they cross paths with a ninja (their natural enemy), they will (like everyone else that crosses paths with a ninja) be owned in a heartbeat.
Me: Dude! That pirate got PWNED by that ninja.

Ninja: Duh.
by CoffeeShopGuitarist January 15, 2007
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The kicking-assest rock band from the last decade. They're the best ever examples of Billie Joe Armstrong's words of wisdom: "There's nothing wrong with being a loser. It just depends on how good you are at it."
The guys from Weezer are awesome at it. The rest of us losers can only ever hope to be as good at it as they are.

Weezer is rock/alternative music. NOT "emo".
Emo Poser: I LOVE Weezer. They're SO emo, and I like to cut my emo wrists and listen to them.

Me: *Breaks emo poser's nose* Shut up, fag. Weezer are NOT emo. *Makes little quotation marks in the air with fingers when says "emo"*
by CoffeeShopGuitarist January 13, 2007
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