wembley

The small wet stain on your underwear (and, in desperate cases, your trousers) caused by putting your dick back after taking a piss without shaking properly. Named after the English national football stadium (presumably due to the shape of the stadium). Not something that impresses the ladies: be warned, splashes from the sink when washing hands can give the same effect. Um... but you should still wash your hands, of course. Particularly evil on light coloured trousers.

You probably don't want to say "Nice Wembley, mate!". You shouldn't be looking.

by Def Jem May 14, 2005

Weebles

Close friends. People you frequantly hang out with or see

Im heading out to hang with my weebles tonight at the club

by BIGGDAD September 5, 2009

Weedless

When you have run out of marijuana. You are now bored and are anxiously waiting your next oppurtunity to possess and smoke weed.

"Fuck, I've been weedless for 17 days and probably like 12 hours or something, whatever I'm fucking tired."

by Kakorat On crack or not hahaaba April 12, 2005

Weeple

A nicer word than midgets.

Weeples are basically anyone who is over the age of 18 who can still shop at Baby Gap.

by Dee T January 16, 2009

Weebl & Bob

The coolest Flash series to ever hit the Intraweb! Weebl & Bob love pie.

Learn about these fascinating creatures and their habits at weebl.jolt.co.uk

Hey, who rocks? Weebl & Bob? Damn Straight!

by cool_penguin_0 June 16, 2004

weblect

Language generated and used on the web by an internet user, especially by sb using computer mediated communication. Weblects tend to be very individualised in a way that everybody using the net can, and unconsciously does, evolve a weblect basing on his/her idiolect. Weblect encompasses a wide variety of registers, styles, types of writing and many more language features as it combines the spoken and written language, deriving from different cultures, social backgrounds, etc.

I couldn't understand anything what he said/sent me because it was all written in some bizarre weblect of his.

by blackeym November 19, 2010

Weedle slorp

Noun:
An anomalous image of a Siamese cat that seems to turn one's brain off.
Verb:

The act of posting aforementioned image

Noun:
"Have you seen the weedle slorp Dave posted in our group chat?"
"Weedle slorp"

Verb:
"Dave don't you weedle slorp again you bastard"
"What, you mean post this Siamese cat?"
"Weedle slorp"
"Weedle slorp"

by Bitch_beans April 16, 2022