shit-waddle

The act of waddling towards the object you are pursuing while shit resides on your underside

I forgot my toilet paper in the truck and had to shit-waddle all the way back to get it.

by Toiletpaperbandit February 13, 2014

poop waddle

That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.

Man, I had to poop waddle to the nearest bathroom after that long car ride.

by PWdefiner July 17, 2017

jada wayda

a material gworl

person: I wanna be like jada wayda 🤪✌️
everyone: yassss

by geckoisnthuman July 7, 2022

Waddadu

How to say "hey what's up" in really bad nigger grammar. It's the most improper way to say it.

Guy 1: Waddadu nigga?
Guy 2: nuthin much nigga waddadu?
Guy 1: Just bein a nigga lmao.

by Ashchu117 March 18, 2017

waddap

"what up"

Hey, waddap?

by Jerome January 18, 2003

WADDOWN

another way of saying watsup

wassup fool.....waddown joe

by CHI-TOWN'S FINEST April 22, 2006

neck waddle

The fat-filled skin pouch that hangs between the neck and chin on extremely overweight people. Somewhat resembles the flap on a turkey's neck; it sometimes flares to the same red color during periods of exercise ( like walking to the buffet...again )

The 500 pound secretary at the DMV had a neck waddle as big as my head.

by the Den of Iniquity December 27, 2006