wtfometer

A scale in which a WTF is measured, usuall from 1 (worst) to 10 (best). Mostly used by 1337 uber geeks who play unreal tournament, lolcats and other extreme creatures

Person: " OMG! that scored a 7.6 on the wtfometer!"

Person: "You're so gay you score a 2.3 on the wtfometer! k thx bye!"

by Fluffy29 December 17, 2008

WTFOMFG

"Wtf" and "Omfg" combined to show incredible anger and confusion. Omfg stands for "oh my fucking god" and wtf stands for "what the fuck". when combined in wtfomfg usually in "css" counter strike source or "wow" world of warcraft

WTFOMFG he pistoled me from 200 yards and i had a m4!

by Ross drysdale May 21, 2007

WTFMONKEY

A monkey that says wtf all the time.

Mac fagot : I like monkeys
Normal person : Man you are crazy, whats wrong with you?
Mac Fagot : Monkeys say wtf all the time
Noral : Ok, you are insane you cultist fool wtfmonkey just makes no sense

by mackillerlongtimelickinthewtfa January 20, 2010

WTFWBJD

What The Fuck Would Baby Jesus Do

I suggest you make this for the office holiday party next week...WTFWBJD.

by Matt Vaccaro December 15, 2006

wtfmao

Want to f!@K my ass off

Holy shit she just called me, shell wtfmao!

by John Doe May 13, 2005

wtfwic

Why the f*ck would I care?

<billy> Ima hack you
<bob> wtfwic

by George Reid July 15, 2006

WTFML

When your boss is known for being irrational and makes ridiculous demands of you. At first you're alarmed at the absurdity of the request, but then realize you're powerless to do anything but do what she says. All you can do is shake your head and think FML.

Helga just asked me to do what? WTFML...

by Helga's Beoch June 19, 2010