woodpecker

a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all

woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it

by Xeries July 20, 2024

Woodpecker lips

Quite possibly the hardest thing on the planet.

I tried to drill into that concrete, but couldn't. That old stuff is harder than woodpecker lips!

by Rhino43050 August 26, 2024

The Woodpecker

Where the woman’s lies down and prepares to receive oral sex. The man must possess a rather bulbous boxers snot of a nose. The man then must drilling the woman’s gee with his nose like an impact driver. That is the art of the woodpecker

I gave my woman the woodpecker and now she’s walking like someone with polio

by TheTrojan April 3, 2020

Angry woodpecker

When a couple is having sex in the woods, the man pulls out and quickly shoves a pinecone back inside the woman.

Man i was fuckin this chick in the woods and she asked me for an angry woodpecker.

by Trebleflag September 1, 2020

Woody Woodpecker

A cartoon character everyone remembers but never watched

Jon: Woody Woodpecker is one of my favorite cartoon characters!

by LoonStock June 28, 2023

woody woodpecker effect

When any media is very known, loved and hugged by another nation, but anywhere else, even from the place it has been made, that media would be considered obsolete, mediocre or bad altogether. Just like Woody Woodpecker is to Brazil.

Joe: Have you seen the news? There's a new album from that brazillian musician I told you about.
João: Oh, we know that guy, we don't really give it to his music.
Joe: It must be Woody Woodpecker Effect, 'cuz his songs SLAP! I've shown it to all my friends here in England and they loved it!

by kooleztkiin March 14, 2025

The Crusty Woodpecker

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.

"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"

by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016