Wasted Wankertunnity 

Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.

DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"

DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"

Wasted Wankertunnity by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016

Wasted Wank 

The realisation that your child is a fuckwit and you would rather of just had a wank that night.

Oh for fuck sake Jason get your head out of the railings. You really are a wasted wank.

Wasted Wank by PhilMiddy June 7, 2016

wasted fuck 

one who is incapacitated by alcohol consumption that ordinary bodily functions such as speaking and seeing are substantially impaired. effects of those most often involve repeated vomiting, crying, sleeping, misconduct, forgetfulness, pain around or on the anal area, etc.

Dude, can you not pee on my carpet you wasted fuck.

That wasted fuck Will had so much to drink that he did not realize the huge man punishing him from behind.

wasted fuck by martin v January 22, 2004

wasted youth 

A group of teenagers that attend a catholic, private school, in the rich/bitchy known as Potomac, MD. Though they do not belong there, they go anyway and try to make the best of it by breaking stupid rules, vandalizing school property, and rebelling against the authorities. They often spend their weekends doing they same, only in public areas, and at times under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. The girls in their grade are secretly jealous of them, and spend hours at a time stalking their facebooks and pictures. They are known as wasted youth because they are literally wasting their youth away at the school they attend, and because the love the movie Grind. They are super cool kids.

Kid 1: Hey, I saw Heather, Britany, Alicia, and Amy this weekend.. they were definitely stoned.

Kid 2: Oh, you mean Wasted Youth? Yeah, they always are.

Kid 1: Actually, not always. They're the kind of people you always think are on shrooms, but it's really just them being normal.

wasted youth by cyphill420 October 8, 2009

Wasted cake 

From the Chinese zaogao, meaning wasted or ruined cake, it means "shoot" or bad luck

This Hackett survey is a bunch of wasted cake

Wasted cake by mrhackett April 2, 2011

wasted wasted 

when you drink so much that you have gone beyond the point of wasted, including puking and a major hangover the next day

No, I didn't get wasted wasted that night, i only got wasted

wish we didn't get wasted wasted last night, this hangover sucks

wasted wasted by AAMMtl May 26, 2012

Wasted Little Dejays

Name of a song by The View. The chorus says astedway ittlelay ejaysday pig latin for Wasted Little Dejays. Very catchy.

You are wasted little dejays

Wasted Little Dejays by Jessie init March 3, 2007