"If she wasn't my daughter" is a phrase coined by Donald Trump which means "I'd like to have sex with my daughter." It generally provokes disgust in other humans.
If She Wasn't My Daughter, A poem by Donald Trump
If Only She Wasn't my Daughter/ As I've Often Said/ If she Wasn't my daughter/ You know I'd be Dating Her/ If She Wasn't my daughter/ You Know I'd be Raping Her/ If She Wasn't my Daughter/ You Know I'd be grabbing her by by the Pussy/ (I don't even wait)/ When you're a STAR, they let you do anything!/ But not if they're your daughter/ If only she wasn't my daughter!/ Ivanka has a very nice figure/ Too good for playboy/ I'm just a 70 year old man/ Who wants to have sex with his daughter/ Is it OK for me to call her a piece of ass?/ Yes!/ Quick, someone give me a tic-tac/I'm about to start kissing her!/If only she wasn't my daughter!/Come sit on Daddy's lap, sweetheart.
If Only She Wasn't my Daughter/ As I've Often Said/ If she Wasn't my daughter/ You know I'd be Dating Her/ If She Wasn't my daughter/ You Know I'd be Raping Her/ If She Wasn't my Daughter/ You Know I'd be grabbing her by by the Pussy/ (I don't even wait)/ When you're a STAR, they let you do anything!/ But not if they're your daughter/ If only she wasn't my daughter!/ Ivanka has a very nice figure/ Too good for playboy/ I'm just a 70 year old man/ Who wants to have sex with his daughter/ Is it OK for me to call her a piece of ass?/ Yes!/ Quick, someone give me a tic-tac/I'm about to start kissing her!/If only she wasn't my daughter!/Come sit on Daddy's lap, sweetheart.
by kingshowman October 28, 2016
Get the If she wasn't my daughter mug.This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.
Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."
by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 10, 2010
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