wadookie

Derived from the words "water" and "dookie": an unexpectedly explosive, watery shit that leaves a swamp in the toilet bowl.

When I wiped my ass wadookie dripped all down my hand!

by cooterfish August 24, 2007

Wadoof

The term wadoof is a synonym for what's up. Or asking how someone is doing.

Also just doof will sufice for wadoof

"Wadoof jaybird"
Doof
"Doof lil wayne"

by Piratex9 March 15, 2009

Wardores

Wardores-a safe word to abruptly end a conversation or physical encounter when someone has over stepped the bounds of personal space.

Joanie was in an intense personal conversation regarding her past relationships when John asked a question that cut to close to the heart. Joanie evoked the wardores clause which immediately eliminated any answer and further questions regarding this subject.

by Annemar November 3, 2011

Wadoggle

The act of awkwardly moving to the same side while approaching from opposite directions.

Man, I just wadoggled that guy in the hallway. It was awkward.

by BDK0208 September 30, 2012

Wandoed

Local saying which originated in the Brimington area of Chesterfield, which means to get abosulety shit faced.

I’m gonna get absolutely fucking wandoed tonight

by TheLordB April 14, 2019

wardolfsalad

Wardolfsalad, similar to the word "Waldorfsalad" ( A well known culinary delight ), but instead describes the behavior of the Chef rather than the contents of the food bowl.

Waiter: What can I get you sir ?
Customer: May I please have the Waldorf salad ?
waiter: Sorry sir, Salad is off, Chef has left early again, you can have the tinned WARDOLFSALAD instead ?

by Dakoder August 24, 2021

wadood

lets hope man never sees this cuz im acc being nice but hes not that big of a sore loser. He could possibly expand his word collection from 'ur clapped' and 'who asked' but issokay it happens. Hes nice ig? idk not the worst person tho for sure - nah but acc will have ur back like it hurts admitting it but srsly will. You could attack this guy and man would just laugh for no reason like uve cracked the funniest joke BUT if its abt his hair he'll sue you. Man looks decent and yea u get the idea like a pretty nice person ykyk? his jokes can be REALLY dead but eh they work and yea def someone who would make it to your top 10 friends cuz mans just like that. Unfortunately gotta be honest tho - fr worth being this guys friend and yea

me: *writes a second definition hoping man will never find out* 💀
wadood: *proceeds to complain abt how he didnt see it and now that he has will probs attack me*

by iwillbeurchammakchalodw May 7, 2022