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Vote for Brown 

Political expression meaning "Going off to take a dump in a bathroom stall" - usually at a restaurant or bar. So called for the action of closing the little door behind you to do your business - much like the process of voting.

Variations include "Voting for Korn", an explanation of which is not necessary here.
Guy #1 at Bar - "Hey, you leaving?"
Guy #2 - "Naw, just gonna go Vote for Brown. Hold my seat."
Vote for Brown by Al Peterson February 26, 2008

Vote Shcip 

When playing on Modern Warfare 2, you say this with a Russian accent to annoy others in the lobby. Works best when you get 2-3 friends saying it with you.
Friend 1:Vote Shcip?

Friend 2:Vote Shcip

Friend 3: No vote schip?

Person in lobby: YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED

Vote Slave 

A person who can always be counted on to vote for their party, regardless of the parties actions. They often vote for politicians that have little to no regard for their well-being, but seem similar to themselves. Their anger and suffering can be easily misdirected at outsiders, while they continue to vote against their own self-interests.
A vote slave doesn't want to think but rather wants to fight for or serve a higher authority. Any attempt to debate, pursuade or present differing viewpoints feels like an attack to them.
Vote Slave by wakkadoodooo February 5, 2017
Vote uk what that is and php its like PhD with a p cuz the d was hiddin from the cold
Vote.php means vote.phd 1 letters doesn't change anything
vote.php by Hu_mungus_sacc December 18, 2020

Vote for yes or i will eat your cookies

Good luck
Vote for yes or i will eat your cookies

vote for pedro 

An article of clothing (usually a t-shirt) that is yet another trail-off piece of merchandise the creators and affiliates of Napoleon Dynamite are using to suck the largest amount of money possible out of what's left of their film.
Look at Rachelle. She bought a 'vote for pedro' shirt on our Ottawa trip. Bitch.