vegemite

the only thing australians are legally allowed to eat

australian 1: oi mate, want some peanut butter?
australian 2: hide that shit mate. you dont want the fuzz to catch us? dont be waving the goods around like some maniac?
Australian 1: oi yeah mate we better just have some vegemite instead.

by Jojo_siwas_hairline February 14, 2022

Vegemite Valley

The strip on your hair part that has grown out in bleached hair that looks like you have rubbed Vegemite down the strip coz it’s darker than the blonde

Man, I really gotta go to the hairdresser to fix my Vegemite valley.

by Insaniti Fitness November 27, 2025

“The pajamas are pointing at the Vegemite”

an Australian slang term for when someone is

Why r “The pajamas are pointing at the Vegemite”

by True blue aussie 91 July 18, 2024

Vegemite Sandwich

A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then spread and bread between two white males. Or A black woman who identifies as the vegemite in her sexual sandwhich

"Yo! You two vanilla arse crackers wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? We gonna make a Vegemite sandwich!"

by Angusmypattie February 25, 2024

Vegemite Sandwich

A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then "spread and bread" between two white males.

"Yo! Vanilla. You and your white arse cracker friend wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? Whooo we going to make us a Vegemite Sandwich."

by Angusmypattie February 28, 2024