vegemite

Definition as rewritten by one of those alluded to North Americans . . . correcting the TYPO:

A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust FOREIGNERS. Highly effective on North Americans.

"Try this Chip, It's called vegemite. It tastes like nutella".

by Annie Nonimus December 24, 2017

Vegemite Valley

The strip on your hair part that has grown out in bleached hair that looks like you have rubbed Vegemite down the strip coz it’s darker than the blonde

Man, I really gotta go to the hairdresser to fix my Vegemite valley.

by Insaniti Fitness November 27, 2025

Vegemite bland bitch

Anyone, (boy or girl) who is solely self defined by being a vegetarian - so much so that they cannot talk about anything else but what they cannot eat. Usually annoying to the rest of the group, the vegemite bland bitch will bring the pot luck party down hard and fast with pastey bean curd contributions. Avoidance is completely necessary in order to be able to talk about other things besides how horrible everyone else is to their bodies.

Oh shit, Karen is coming to the party on Friday.
She's a total vegemite bland bitch

by DW's July 11, 2016

Vegemite Muncher

That white Aussie midget who is gay and tries to snort vegemite when he can. I know how gay he is.

That vegemite muncher is snorting vegemite again. Wtf bro.

by devduttpadikal November 18, 2019

Vegemite finger

The dark brown product left on your finger after anal finger fucking.

Fuck is this vegemite finger. Vegemite left on my finger?

by tazbowl February 24, 2018