Tuscaloosa

A small redneck community in Alabama - near Mississippi no less.

Tuscaloosa sucks asses. Bigguns. Everyone watches Hee Haw all the time.

by Erleen Q. January 20, 2010

Tuscaloosa Beefwrap

When a man wraps his flaccid weiner around another man's hard weiner and jacks him off with it to completion.

Jaccob tried to give Paddy a Tuscaloosa Beefwrap, but he couldn't finish without getting an erection himself.

by luckypork July 15, 2011

tuscan choke

Choking someone while shoving assorted Italian spices in their anal cavity.

Last night, my lady love was in the mood for Italian. So I Tuscan choked her.

by Argylegargoyle October 9, 2013

tussak

a funny, sweet, fun boy. tussak is a great person and he never fails to make you smile or laugh. if you fall in love with tussak you’ll never fall out bc he’s perfect in every way. he will love you but even he can’t guarantee it will last. he is sporty and loves animals and music. he is incredibly talented and he is all heart eyes.

you: who was the guy you said you’re so in love with?
me: tussak. he’s perfect, makes me feel wanted and loved!
you: oh, tussak! wish i had him in my life.

by cheerdawgsplish May 16, 2018

Tussak

A kid who is hilarious asf but also stupid asf. He always seems to find himself in trouble cause of his sense of humour and attitude. Besides all the jokes and trouble he is a sweet deep kid with a good personality. He loves his girlfriend with all his heart and treats her exactly how a girl would want to be treated, but don’t let this fool you, if you get on Tussaks bad side all hell will break loose and you might just find yourself 6 feet under.

“Wow you see that guy over there”
“Yeah the one trying to apply acne cream to his dog?”
“Yes, he seems like a real tussak smh”

by Thatkidwith8ears December 8, 2018

Tuscaloosa Timebomb

Involves eating 6 Taco Bell beef and bean burritos and going commando and see how long you can last with out shitting

It wasn’t very much of a Tuscaloosa Timebomb because I shat after 10 minutes.

by Chefondvd September 4, 2019

tuskawilla middle school

The shittiest school in Florida. You get sent to the counselor for doing a facepalm and you’ll known as the “suicidal student” for the whole year. Also SO ghetto. People smoke paper, vapes, weed, literally anything. Also they piss down the drains and no staff ever gives a shit so the school is a whole godamn carnival. Not to mention the principal is built like a fucking target manikin-

someone: yea I’m ghetto asf and don’t give a shit about anything. also I’m so desperate for smoking I literally smoke toilet paper rolls.
you: Oh! You must be a tuskawilla student :)
someone: yea lol how did you know btw wanna go steal a exit sign?

someone: I piss down the drains, flip off the teachers, get pregnant at school, ditch class everyday, smoke literally anything mankind has made, and my principle is shitty.

you: that’s twms if I ever saw it.
yuh
tuskawilla middle school in one word is just shitty.

by sam cruz ur fav October 21, 2021