Tarkington

There’s Redneck Finney’s .There’s crackheads like Tret Carpenter and Dawson Snead and their gay.Tarkington is very dumb but the football basketball basebvall and track is the best teams to go and try out. There couzin fukers in Tarkington. But it’s better than Cleveland and splendora bc they do drugs and fight but Tarkington has a couple of bad ppl in the town. Not tryin bully on Tret or Dawson. But u know their diks. But if you need your car or truck fix come to Tarkington high school. And yes I am a yee-yee person and no I don’t like to fuk my cousins like all the rest of the yee-yees.

Bobby- let’s go in the duly to go to school at Tarkington

Levi- heck ya but I’ll take my truck and race you to Tarkington ok
Bobby- ok bruh I’ll beat you to Tarkington

Levi- bet you won’t

by Steve dumb September 19, 2019

Urban Turding

The act if finding a inconspicuous place to pinch a loaf in a metro setting. Preferably downtown amongst high rise office buildings and parking lots. The general goal is to get as close to the daily rush of commuter society as humanly possible without drawing attention to your self.

OK, so I was out urban turding yesterday afternoon and found the best spot right at 12th and Taylor, you have to be quick and plan your attack but if your quiet you can lay cable like two feet away from the commuters walking by.

by emmerthouse July 7, 2008

the turning stone casino

A place where Uticans go when they want to go out fancy style. The lack of sophistication in Uticans make it a great place for trash of every color put on their best Target outfit and pretend to be bigly. Many believe this is fine dining. It's more like a Golden Coral with gambling. Nothing screams fine dining like a buffet. The club is filled with middle aged people that used to love JJ's and are still willing to bar fight. Great place to find the next loser with a gambling problem that you want to date. Don't forget to post your small amount of cash fanned out to social media.

Hey, yous goin up ta the Turning stone casino tonight? We're gonna see Benny Mardones. I've got my new knock of bag and a gram. It's going to be so cool.

by letsget along May 29, 2017

Turning Red

An informative, but painfully cringey movie about a girl who turns into a red panda.

dude have you watched turning red? it's so cringe!

by AugustTheHornyInventor April 16, 2022

turning tail

Leaving due to cowardice.

Picture a mongrel putting its tail between its legs and peeing all over it and yelping, ki-yi, ki-yi, ki-yi off into the distance.

by Downstrike May 27, 2004

TURDING

1. The act of being or acting like a turd
2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything.
Synonyms: loafing, slacking

John liked Turding around so much in life he never got stuff done and was basically a waste of oxygen all his life.

by VIGOROUS JONESY August 1, 2011

Turning the knob

When you do everything leading up to sex but not the actual deed itself - like turning the knob of a door but not ever actually opening it.

Girl 1: So I spent the weekend over at this one's guy's house this weekend.
Girl 2: Did you guys hook up?
Girl 1: Almost, but not quite. More of just turning the knob, if you know what I mean.

Girl 1: So I spent the weekend over at this one's guy's house this weekend.
Girl 2: Did you guys hook up?
Girl 1: Almost, but not quite. More of just turning the knob, if you know what I mean.

by bloppityblopblop February 18, 2015