topek

The most cute and handsome person in Manjung, Perak .

Wow , that guy is so topek

by topekthehandsomeguy August 4, 2017

Topeka Surprise

Mailing human excrement to a friend which has been wrapped tidily in a plastic kitchen container. Place paper towels under and over the "surprise" so the contents may not be detected until the package is opened.

I believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his FedEx package labeled "Topeka Surprise".

by thatsjustwrong July 30, 2010

Topeka Jersey

A men's tank top shirt, also known colloquially as a "wifebeater". Its name stems from the recent ruling decriminalizing domestic violence in Topeka, Kansas.

"My wife forgot the mayonnaise on my sandwich. Better sport my Topeka Jersey before hitting her out of the park."

by orangejuliuscaesar October 16, 2011

Topek

It is when you are the toxic-rempit one in a relationship.

1.“You are Topek in your relationship.”
2. “ Oh! My God. I should change my Topek attitude.”

by Havehave September 2, 2019

Going to Topeka.

A booty call. Friend with benefits. fuckbuddy.

It's been awhile since I've gotten any, so I'm going to Topeka.

by HoratioHornblower February 7, 2009

Counting Unicorns Near Topeka

A variation of CU Next Tuesday aka CUNT.

"Hey Cari, you Counting Unicorns Near Topeka?"

by Uwe11 January 11, 2009

Topeka

The Capitol of kansas. But it's also a shithole. But there are some nice people here.

1. I live in Topeka and I'm only staying because my friends live here.

by Aaron the christian trans boy March 16, 2019