Old Fashioned Toothbrush

Brushing your teeth with a penis.

Honey, will you bring me some toothpaste?
I need to use you for an old fashioned toothbrush.

by Jaretsvjj January 5, 2011

Metal Tooth

A fictional 80's hair metal band that spawned from YouTube.

Fan: Did you hear Metal Tooth's new song?

Asshole: Yeah, the one that was three decades late?

Fan: Yeah...

by doctorsister September 27, 2011

tooth fairy

Thats what you call a gay dentist.

Person A: Ow my teeth hurt.
Person B: You should go see the tooth fairy.
Person A: Oh you mean that dentist, ha ha.

by zaqwerty May 27, 2009

Have a sour tooth

Be very much interested in sour foods, drinks, candies, and fruits.

Origin: I believe we can coin this idiom as a counterpart for" have a sweet tooth" to denote a tendency towards sour tastes.

Eg: I'm not into sugary drinks. You know, I have a sour tooth. I think I'm gonna try Margarita or Mimosa.

by [e-mail] October 15, 2018

Giraffe Tooth

Initiate a 'high-five' with a friend, and when their arm is raised high enough, take your first two fingers (or strongest fingers) and jab them in the armpit, while shouting 'Giraffe Tooth!'. The doubled fingers resemble a giraffe's large tooth, and the action of jabbing in the pit is similar to a circumstance involving a giraffe jabbing his tooth into an armpit. This action is addictive and will catch on fast in your group of friends, family members, co-workers, church group, and etc.

Keri: "hey Kody, high five!"
Kody: "sweet, sure" (raises arm)
Keri: (jabbs armpit) "Giraffe tooth, motherfucker!"
Kody: "ouch, Charlieee!"

by Keri and Kody February 2, 2009

toash

everything that can be described as anything

yo man i just woke up this mornin, went downstairs to put some toash in the toashter and toashed my shoes, then i ate my toash and took the toash to school

by hiram hiram hiram hiram hiram April 20, 2004

toothpaste wank

adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint cock )

That man's being a cock womble

hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .

toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint

by Trentbridge Troll July 29, 2015