Riding the toilet

When you're using the toilet for long periods of time trying to pass a bowel movement. Often triggered by diarrhea and constipation.

Tim has been riding the toilet all morning

by GasMaskDog January 2, 2016

destroy the toilet

Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.

Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."

by rosenovarocks June 2, 2020

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome is a made-up syndrome used to refer to kindergarteners who like unfunny and stupid.

You see that unfunny kid?
Yea i do He has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

by toasterman332 August 25, 2023

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is a series of animated videos created by the YouTuber DaFuq?Boom. The audience usually consists of 3 year olds and grown men looking to capitalise of trends popular with toddlers.

Toddler 1: *drools* skibidi dop dop dop, i am a toilet!
Toddler 2: skibidi toilet dop yes yes yes toilet

by balistah August 20, 2023

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

by minuccp January 8, 2010

Clogged Toilet

Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.

Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!

by Butt clogger November 3, 2018

Guacamole Nigga Toilet

Guacamole Nigga Toilet
Example

"Dude, my mom just died"
"Guacamole Nigga toilet"

Jake:Dude my dog is getting put down
Connor:I'll just eat your dog
*commits suicide*
Jake:Guacamole Nigga Toilet
Like if u cried

by NATE HIGGERS HATES NIGGERS April 30, 2019