Tosalmon

A person who is sitting next to you on the bus and can't resist the temptation of picking their nose.

Matt: I can't believe I had to endure a bus journey with that Tosalmon.
Anuj: I know right man, that was disgusting!

by Chappy69 May 12, 2015

Seismic Toss

A sexual act in which the male gyrates his pelvis in a rotating motion while recieving oral sex.

"Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend a seismic toss while we were listening to Prince!"
"Niiiice."

by Master Machoke February 13, 2009

tossle cap

A colloquialism specific to Pittsburgh natives. Generally known as a toboggan, beanie, or skull cap by everyone else.

I went outside and it was freezing, so I went back for my tossle cap.

by JHoVe May 3, 2010

tossin' softies

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)

All up in da club, tossin' softies.

by tossin softies April 30, 2011

Toshiya

The extremely beautiful and talented bassist of japanese rock/visual kei band, Dir en grey. He is in(famous)for being a very good looking man, and an even better looking woman! He, like Ko-Mo, has very nice legs & looks good in miniskirt.

Toshiya plays some kickbutt bass.

by JellyMeh January 27, 2005

Tosten

A tosten is a unit of measurement in length, weight, time, and alcoholic consumption (beer standard).
Length-6 feet
Weight-100lbs
Time 30 minutes
Or 3 beers

He weighed 1.3 tostens and was about 1 tosten tall and could run a .5 tosten mile and a half after consuming a tostens worth of Amstel Light.

Can YOU bench 2 tostens?

by p3orion December 27, 2013

Sludge toss

When you shit and cum in your hand and throw it at a females face and/or other body parts (ass, tits, cock, vagina)

Guy one: “Yo did you hear that David sludge tossed your girl?”

Guy two: “yo what the fuck is he good at it?”

by Analtickler36 August 31, 2022