Therapist

A therapist is someone who charges what a highly educated lawyer would charge to listen to you talk. Nothing more, nothing less. Within 3 sessions you will be told you have a mental disorder. You will leave each session feeling worse because a therapist creates a mountain out of a molehill. They have to so you will keep going back to pay them $185 per hour. You will always be just another day at the office to them and they will sleep good at night. Biggest scam ever! Save your money!
After I cussed my therapist out in an email she informed me the therapeutic relationship was really damaged and trust could not be restored.
by maggie0285 March 7, 2021
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therapist doctor

a friend who helps with your worries and problem who refers to them self as a “therapist doctor thingy”
friend1: i need help
friend2: i will be your therapist doctor thingy :)
by Spamalam038372884 November 27, 2020
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Therapist

That one crazy lady who listens to my excuses
Help, my therapist keeps talking!
by Animagis December 11, 2020
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Therapist

The Rapist; someone who uses muchausens syndrome the drug children so that when they have passed through childhood development lack of said drug causes a mental disorder to arrise like taking a block out of Jenga.

The rapists entire purpose is social compliance. They reverse objective reality and subjective reality so as to impose their subjective reality is the objective relaing and thereby replace your subjective reality with theirs.
I've been paying my therapist my whole life, I'm never going to get better it seems.
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
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Therapistical

When you do something therapistical
I attended to my therapy people in a therapistical way
by Gay hentai lover November 19, 2020
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chocolate therapist

Absolutely stellar ice cream flavor and/or nickname for your significant who is a POC and just so happens to be a therapist.
Ex 1: the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and i got a pint of that chocolate therapist. Life is great
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.
by Brotha Sig September 20, 2025
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