chaired

When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."

Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."

by Shlubs McGee January 24, 2016

Chair

A multi-person sex club in school. Usually for 1 boy and more than 2 girls. For ages 11+.

Want to 'chair' later? 👌🏼😛

by TheHumanWhoDoesThings October 21, 2016

chair

a thing you put your ass on to be comfortable

Why are you raping the chair!?

by IMAGINATION February 27, 2015

chair

used in exclamation to describe something positively, a synonym for cool or awesome.

You got an iPhone 4 for your birthday?! That's so chair!

by Lizicles August 3, 2010

Chairs

noun; code word for pornography. Used to keep people from knowing your a porn perv.

Hey man! i watched some awesome chairs yesterday!!
I caught my grandpa watching some chairs last night!
Hey mom, uhh i was just looking at chairs.

by GGGAAUU March 3, 2008

chaired

When you're sat outside on a mouldy old chair, just trying to get down with that goth silence, it takes 30 minutes to open the back door, and you can't remember how to stop the world from spinning.

"Dude... So totally chaired man"

by PHeeSH August 21, 2003

Chairing

Sitting on ones faces with a tube from their mouth into your ass. As you shit in their mouth, they throw up molecular particles that return back into your ass. As the shit and throw up gets stronger, the battle between who will win becomes stronger. The end result becomes a battle between plasmas as dragon ball z charater fight it out with a Kanehameha.

My friend Miguel and I were chairing after fighting on who would win in a fight, Goku or Superman.

by A slightly disoriented potato April 1, 2019