by TheHumanWhoDoesThings October 21, 2016
What I am sitting on. Also, the center of my life's activities as it is the most versatile utility in my whole 1-room apartment I share with 10 other people in Taiwan.
I am sitting on this chair right now. I will soon jerk off in this chair. I will soon get out of this chair. I will soon get back onto this chair. I will soon move this chair to where I want to sit. I will soon straddle this chair. I will soon use the pegs of this chair as a dildo. I will soon lean back in this chair. I will soon use this chair as a blunt weapon to murder someone. Indeed, I will soon do EVERYTHING with this fucking awesome chair.
by Bad C dev March 07, 2021
by IMAGINATION February 27, 2015
by Lizicles August 03, 2010
Hey man! i watched some awesome chairs yesterday!!
I caught my grandpa watching some chairs last night!
Hey mom, uhh i was just looking at chairs.
I caught my grandpa watching some chairs last night!
Hey mom, uhh i was just looking at chairs.
by GGGAAUU March 03, 2008
When you're sat outside on a mouldy old chair, just trying to get down with that goth silence, it takes 30 minutes to open the back door, and you can't remember how to stop the world from spinning.
by PHeeSH August 21, 2003
Sitting on ones faces with a tube from their mouth into your ass. As you shit in their mouth, they throw up molecular particles that return back into your ass. As the shit and throw up gets stronger, the battle between who will win becomes stronger. The end result becomes a battle between plasmas as dragon ball z charater fight it out with a Kanehameha.
by A slightly disoriented potato April 01, 2019