Tim Tebow

The greatest thing to ever happen to Christianity in America.

Bible stores have probably doubled sales because of Tim Tebow.

by littletim January 11, 2012

Tebow Baggin

While tebowing, you drop your ball sack into an unsuspecting chick's mouth...

Holy shit dude, so I was tebowing at the beach yesterday and I flipped my sack outta my shorts and into some chicks mouth. It was tebow baggins meets Jersey Shore, but less crabs

by Nantucket Hisland Gnar Gnar December 17, 2011

Tebowism

Tebowism is the religion followed rigorously by his fans. (Read: bandwagoners) It involves screaming about how hawt he is, and how he is the greatest quarterback ever. It also involves Tebowing at random spots and then tweeting about it (#tebowing).

Tebowism Follower: OH MY GAWD. Tebow is the greatest quarterback ever!!!

Bronco Fan: No way. Elway is the greatest ever.

Tebowism Follower: Whats Elway? Is that a name? Thats a funny name...

Bronco Fan: What a tebowism follower....

by koolestkid21 January 10, 2012

Tebow-ner

A mancrush. This is subset of the typical bromance where one man is impressed or aroused by the usually dubious accomplishments of another.

Particularly applicable when one christian man is excited about the accomplishments another christian man.

Named after the christian quarterback of the Denver Broncos, Tim Tebow.

That guy has such a Tebow-ner for his buddy and the guy is actually a tool that did accomplish a damn thing.

by verbiage November 17, 2011

The Tebow Method

Formerly known as the pull-and-pray method, when a man pulls the goalie during coitis. This new and improved method involves getting down on one knee and saying a prayer after spraying man slime on the belly of the lucky lady.

I was way too drunk to use a condom, so I used the Tebow Method instead.

by Little Johnny Blue Label December 18, 2011

tebowed

To suffer a humiliating defeat, especially after outplaying your opponent or a holding a lead for most of the game. Generally involves one or more freak, gut-wrenching plays that lead you to wonder if a higher power was at work.

Brian: "I can't believe we lost..."

Steve: "What happened?"

Brian: "Their quarterback went 0 for 14 until 30 seconds left, and then heaved a ridiculous touchdown pass that sent it into overtime."

Steve: "And?"

Brian: "We got the ball first and were driving down the field easily, only to have our running back fumble it away. Then their kicker booted a 67 yarder to win it!"

Steve: "Lol you got tebowed."

by da1n January 9, 2012

Tebowing

v- Te-bow-ing- the act of getting down on one knee and thanking the Lord for something you actually did

Timmy got a 100 on his math test yesterday and he stayed up all night Tebowing because he's a good christian.

by thegame1800smd December 24, 2011