tandembate

When 2 or more people pleasure themselves sexually either in close proximity to each other or at a specified time i.e. " We shall all tandembate until our juice flows forth at dusk every seventh day"

Bone Thugs tandembated on my mom!

by Roger Dodgington November 13, 2013

Tango India Tango Sierra

Basically NATO phonetic alphabet for tits

Bravo 1: Bravo 1 here - do you copy, Bravo 4?
Bravo 4: Copy.
Bravo 1: Oh ye' holdin' up, Bravo 4?
Bravo 4: Pretty good.

Bravo 1: Ye' miss home?
Bravo 4: Affirmative. Cant wait to get the Tango India Tango Sierra in my face

by GSA84 September 1, 2020

Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor

"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist

A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.

by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023

Ballsac Tango

That funny dance guys do in extreme high temperatures in an attempt to dislodge an errant testicle from sticking to their thigh when simply grabbing oneself is not appropriate or possible. Reminiscent of a cowboy walk/leg shake/repeat.

"His balls were so sticky that he had to do the ballsac tango every few steps in order to have proper danglage." (Danglage - see "Danglage" or "Dangling fury".)

by Tainted in AZ August 13, 2010

nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank

Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others

I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling

by Bumfluff June 25, 2014

B. K. Randy Tandy

The type of person who disrespects their friends for no discernible reason. An asshole who is ambivalent to how much of an asshole they are.

One example might be always complaining about roommates doing the dishes and then never doing the dishes. Another example might be making you pay him back for the two slices of bread you borrowed for a sandwich.

See: chach douche dickhead

Ray: Hey can you believe Joe invites his brother over to do his laundry here without asking?

Simon: Dude, I know. He's a real B. K. Randy Tandy.

by simonbeard March 18, 2019

Tinley Tango

Originated in Tinley Park, IL. It's when the man is laying down on bottom and the woman is on top...however, it is only the ball sack that is inside the vagina. The woman then shimmies back and forth; thus the Tinley Tango.

man, during the tinley tango last night I thought lindsay was going to rip my nut sack off!!

by BAD MZ December 9, 2008