cake taker 

Someone who offers alternative foods, with the aim of obscuring the real object of their attention - the cake. This selfish creature is not above sneaking back to the fridge once the threat of other would-be eaters has passed, devouring the cake in whole. She will deny her cake lust at all costs, but step away from her coveted jewel for even a moment and you won't see it again.

You have been invited to a birthday party and the host informs you this is a non-traditional celebration - beware, a cake taker is in your midst.

cake taker by shazam723 March 23, 2010

Picture taker 

The one person in every group of friends that everyone holds to a lower standard than everyone else , usually the ugliest and/or the weirdest, therefore they're the one that always takes the group pictures

You guys want to go out tonight? Yea, but just us, don't invite the picture takers

Picture taker by Franklin sheen July 13, 2016

Back Door Dick Taker 

1) n. A male who like large penises rammed in his rectum.
2) n. Any person who prefers anal sex

Did you see Jacob the back door dick taker get fucked in the ass last night?!

Back Door Dick Taker by Evan Wheeler September 15, 2008

Soul-taker 

Someone who taker that booty

He took your soul last night... That makes him a soul-taker

Soul-taker by So up Ta ker March 31, 2018

Turd Taker

When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.

Man, I was almost finished when that Turd Taker came in.

Turd Taker by irish cow17 December 26, 2007

Pussy Taker

A man who freely has sex with 3 or more women individually within 24 hours.

Amy accused her husband of being a pussy taker.

Pussy Taker by Pussier May 7, 2018

ticket taker

Someone who uses up all the damn shit tickets. Usually leaving you to start, realize you're out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.

Jake "I was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, I didn't even realize we were out of shit tickets..."

Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".

Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.

ticket taker by dat guy deuce October 14, 2009