Twiddle

the act of smoking marijuana

What do you want to do today?

Let's go ink our bodies and proceed to twiddle up.

by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twiddict

a person who is addicted to Twitter.com, and has to update almost every couple of minutes or hour(s)...

Person 1: CRAP! I forgot to update my Twitter in the last 24 hours!

Person 2: Wow...ur SUCH a Twiddict.

by LinZee15 October 16, 2008

Twiddledeefuck

A word that is used when a parent comes home to their son/daughter hot boxing their house with dank marijuana and a group of friends.

Why the fuck are smoking pot in my house you twiddledeefuck!?

by Centipead11 October 20, 2010

Twidly Knob

A twidly knob is the humorous version of male yodler (i.e. dong). Commonly mistaken for a twiddle stick, or a regular knob. The difference between a twidly knob and these other two misconceptions is that the twidly knob is usually half if not a quarter of the size of a twiddle stick or a knob.

1. Hey Mum, I saw that Joel kid's twidly knob today!
2. You know what James, I'd prefer a hefty twidly knob over a pair of juicy twidly tits.

by Twiddle tits June 11, 2011

Twidicule

To publicly make fun of someone or a group of people via Twitter.

Damn, @kim is really lashing out today, unleashing tons of twidicule onto everybody!

by Tommy BT May 11, 2011

Twidiots

Twidiots means twitter and idiot online cyber thugs who likes to argue, troll, and spam you for stupid reasons.

foolish cyber internet thugs that thinks they're tuff behind computers and thinks they can get away with anything because they live in different regions them twidiots are menacing

by Rokai August 8, 2014

twidiot

Noun - a shitgibbon who sits on his gold toilet and flings his feces all over Twitter at 3AM.

Donald Trump is a serial twidiot.

by WakeUpAmerica June 23, 2017