Tractor Pull

Taking an excessively long drink from a bottle of hard liqour - the point being to "out pull" the other drinkers taking turns at the bottle. At least 2 others in the circle have to suggest the puller stop drinking out of concern before the pull officially qualifies as a tractor pull.

Occasionally, the others in the group will stop the tractor pull, before the puller "blows his engine."

"Damn why is Shane so wasted already?!?"

"Dude, you saw those tractor pulls he was doing!!!"

"True - those were some really long pulls!"

by ZeSandMann November 2, 2011

Tractor Pull

A synonym for the act of two people engaging in a double sided dildo.

"Hey you ever see 'Requiem for a Dream?'"
"Yeah, doesn't Jennifer Connelly get the tractor pull?"
"Yep, big time tractor pull. Went ass to ass with that other chick."

by RetroRampage October 14, 2013

Tractor Pull

A homosexual display of "peacocking" in which two homosexual males with Prince Albert piercings stand face to face, attach a chain between the two piercings, and then begin pulling away from each other, putting tension on the chain until one of the men concedes victory to the other, or one of the piercings is ripped out.

"Oh my god, did you hear what happened to Patrick? He had a few too many Rose Water Rickey's last night and lost his foreskin in a late night, drunken tractor pull with Bruce.

by Nuts6288 November 27, 2013

tractor boy

Tractor boy - a person, usually male, well acquainted with tractors, farm machinery and the like, who should fuck off back to the farm rather than telling me how to do my job in I.T.

Listen tractor boy, fuck off back to the farm!

by ferdsnerd April 1, 2015

Tractor Piping

Downloading lewd tractor based content from the internet, usually torrentz

Where's Bob to?

Oh, ee be down the barn, Tractor piping. We won't see im fer days, the dirty ole bastard.

by sweetgrass January 16, 2009

Tractor Supply co.

A store that has nothing to do with tractors and instead sells adorable baby chicks and chick eggs. (the animal)

dude one: hay buddeh i need some stuff for my tractor. do you think i should go to the tractor supply co. stoor thats down the street?

dude two: hellz no bro that place sells everything except tractor stuff.

dude one: ahh ok.

dude two: we should go there anywayz kuz there is freken adorable baby chicks there that we can awe at. :D

dude one: ok!! :D

by a random funny person June 13, 2011

Tractor Cunt

A much more brutal way of calling somebody a cunt.

That bitch is acting like a real tractor cunt right now.

by sombro March 5, 2011