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tooter in the cooter

If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023
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Tooter

A straw or object that has been cut at a angle to use for loading and snorting
Give me a tooter for this.
by MuckGregor June 2, 2018
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tooter

a disposable vape pen such as geek bar and elf bar
yo fam pass the tooter innit
by tyreese higgings May 10, 2022
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Tooter Shellby

A green character from the Snorks cartoon. He can't only talks something in "toots", which helps him communicate with a vast array of sea life.
"Did you see me?" - A paper that Tooter Shellby wrote
by Ryan900USAYT September 24, 2022
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whistling tooter

When said person passes gas, but it comes out sloppy, loosley and extra windy. Said fart smells like semen.
It was supposed to be an SBD but instead it came out a whistling tooter. Am I gay?
by Marlinbrando69 January 13, 2022
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tooter tortoise

by kidsareweird January 27, 2022
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Active tooter drill

Having the feeling of an immenent defacation, rushing to the toilet, and only releasing massive amounts of bowel gasses
I thought the toilet would look like a colostomy bag poored into it, but I only had an active tooter drill.
by Cablub February 5, 2022
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