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Tofpi

The art of kicking ass, also known as Chief of the Kiowa Nation. Extremely easy to talk to. Typically chases after beautiful woman. Also is a stubborn person, with at least 5 kids.
Like how a lion finds a lioness! tofpi
by DoeBoiPhresh March 13, 2010
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Tofu Tax

The ginormous ammount of money that you have to pay for an AE86/ Toyota Corolla Levin / Toyota Sprinter Trueno because of the car's Legend status. Since it's introduction in the popular anime Initial D, the car has skyrocketed in value as collector's, car enthusiasts and weebs want a piece of that Deja Vu feeling.

Context on the anime:
Initial D depicts a guy delivering Tofu through the mountain roads of Japan, while and drifting on the corners. He then starts racing other drivers, usually with better cars than him. This anime is one of the things that propelled drifting in Japan to what it is today.
Bryan: Bro, Mike just bought a new AE86! Dope
John: What? How much did he pay?
Bryan: Like 30k
John: Fucking Tofu Tax
by TheGodPlank September 1, 2021
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Tasty Toft

The sexiest man to ever walk planet Earth. With his ginger hair and pale skin, he makes any person, women or man, drop their jaw in awe. His exact directions help run a program that is incredible in their own right. His thicc boy brain helps everyone stay on track. To conclude, he's the ultimate dad.
*At the end of competition, Toft raises thime hand in the form of a fist* "TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT"
by PatrickStar's Papa April 11, 2019
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tofu

bean curd that tastes good accompanied with italian dressing.
my cat stole some of my tofu
by xkilledxwithxaxsmilex December 24, 2003
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tofu

Bean curd most commonly ate by vegetarians. Even though it is a white, cheese-like block, it is a substitute for meat to non-carnivores. It is very high in protein and tastes delicious
Tofu is the perfect substitute for meat to a vegetarian, not to mention good-tasting and healthy.
by TuxifieD September 5, 2005
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Toff

British word used to describe people who are born into a wealthy, upper class family, usually in an insulting manner.

A person who attends private school, dresses smart, acts snobby or has their parents spoil them with expensive things would be categorised as Toff.

Toff is basically the British equivalent to the American Prep.
See that bloke Richard over there in the Ralph Lauren polo and chino shorts? Yeah, he's a Toff cunt.
by Zeam June 3, 2021
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Bumhole Toffee

The remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!
Man 1 "Oh my life Humphrey are you cooking up some bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."
by nanaki13 June 26, 2009
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