Pig Shit and Tram Tickets

Used to describe the aroma of Pipe Tobacco, Ducados or Gitanes.

'Fuck me man, what the fuck is he smokin' Pig Shit and Tram Tickets'?

by MongyMax November 22, 2007

Shit Tickets

Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)

Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!

by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009

speeding tickets

a summons issued to an offender - especially to someone who driving above the speed limit or someone who violates a traffic regulation

I hate it when I get a speeding tickets...

by skidesu January 9, 2009

wolf tickets

A story, often dropped in casual conversation, to scare the fuck out of anyone listening, so as they don't try to fuck with you.

Bitch you don't know how many other bitches I done choked when I was in the joint./ Is dat so? How I know you aint sellin no wolf tickets bitch?

by tor February 13, 2004

Square Dancing Tickets

Heroin

Yo, nigga, you got my square dancing tickets?

by gigidi gigidi June 11, 2009

hockey tickets

another name for toilet paper

I just dropped a bomb and were out of hockey tickets........

by wheelsonthebuz May 28, 2006

golden tickets

A case of Miller Genuine Draft or a single MGD or MGD light refered to as golden ticket because of the all gold beer cans like how coors light is referred to as silver bullets MGD is reffered to as golden tickets

what should we get a 30 brick of silver bullets or golden tickets?

by MASTERBLASTER Big D money November 25, 2010