A tattoo made by kids while in school. Usually this is done when classes get too boring for anyone to stand it. School tattoos are made with any objects that can be found in school. Usually done with a staple and ink from a broken open pen.
Kid 1: Shit man, look at this School Tattoo I did in math class!
Kid 2: Cool man, but what the fuck is it?
Kid 1: Its a picture of the teacher; look closer.
Kid 2: Oh, I see. That ugly fuck.
Kid 2: Cool man, but what the fuck is it?
Kid 1: Its a picture of the teacher; look closer.
Kid 2: Oh, I see. That ugly fuck.
by SilentLaugher October 16, 2009
When you're broke and/or drunk and you agree to let a friend of a friend's cousin give you a tattoo within the comfort of a double-wide. This mistake usually takes place in the kitchen. Other places it can happen are, but limited to, the bedroom, living room, or bathroom.
Kevin: "Hey man, is that dick on your thigh?"
J-Dog: "Nah bro, this is my kitchen tattoo of a mushroom. Mike's cousin is a tattoo artist and he gave me a tattoo in Tammi's kitchen."
J-Dog: "Nah bro, this is my kitchen tattoo of a mushroom. Mike's cousin is a tattoo artist and he gave me a tattoo in Tammi's kitchen."
by thekitchentattooartist September 22, 2016
1. A tattoo worn my a on a girl on the small of the back, just above the butt. Usually stretches from one side of the body to the other.
2. A tattoo on the back commonly seen on strippers and porn stars.
3. A tattoo on a girls back to give you something to look at when having doggystyle sex.
2. A tattoo on the back commonly seen on strippers and porn stars.
3. A tattoo on a girls back to give you something to look at when having doggystyle sex.
That girl would have been so cool. But she has the worst stripper tattoo, you reckon she pole dances for a living?
by personA September 22, 2003
by DJMADMIKE September 12, 2006
Pictures of predesigned tattoos. Usually a sheet will be about 11x14 and have around 4-7 tats on it all conforming to a generic theme (knives, roses, hearts, etc...). Usually made to be put into notebooks and whatnot for people to pick from.
RandomGuy: I wanna get inked.
TattGuy: What d'ya want?
RandomGuy: I dunno, lemme take a look at your tattoo flash.
TattGuy: aight.
TattGuy: What d'ya want?
RandomGuy: I dunno, lemme take a look at your tattoo flash.
TattGuy: aight.
by Jake August 10, 2005
by AC October 27, 2003
area of darker skin surround a womans anal sphincter muscle.
originated from the thought that it is there because said female has not wiped her arse sufficiently over a long period of time, and the turd has rubbed into the skin. This thought was obviously incorrect. Term first used 1990, Blackpool
Apparently, can be eliminated by procedure called anal bleaching
originated from the thought that it is there because said female has not wiped her arse sufficiently over a long period of time, and the turd has rubbed into the skin. This thought was obviously incorrect. Term first used 1990, Blackpool
Apparently, can be eliminated by procedure called anal bleaching
by DanJJJJJJJJ March 28, 2008