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Swole Hag 

When a female that your with seems to be a little on the whorish side AND happens to be unattractive.
Dude 1: Woah! .....are you two dating ?
Dude 2: Naa shes a swole hag

Dude 1: oh okay scared me for a second
Dude 2: lol
Swole Hag by Quietmetal November 2, 2009

Swole mongoose 

An erection caused by doing something you love to do.
I was working out the other day and discoverd I had a swole mongoose in my shorts.
Swole mongoose by Jock-o-matic January 8, 2010

Swole Patrol

crespi kid: bro we just got raped
ND kid: yeah, thats the swole patrol for you
Swole Patrol by bigdaddy777 June 14, 2010

swole up 

old girl done got swole up

John Wion swole up that ugly ass girl
swole up by less August 28, 2003

Swole Patrol

When you and your best bitches go hunting for Swole Bros.
Ashley and Becca are hitting the beach for swole patrol this weekend.
Swole Patrol by Wagnasty_22 July 23, 2015

swole git 

You look like a swole git
swole git by banana boobies December 25, 2014